I’m now in the candy selling business… w00t. Though I’m finding it hard not to eat the stock! I’m fully equipped with samples too! mmmmm…. samples. All of these gourmet chocolates are handmade. I have: Chocolate pretzels Turtles Peanut butter cups Maple Creme Clusters Peppermint patties Caramel Rice Rounds Peanut butter fudge with nuts Chocolate…
Read moreFall
Elusive sunshine Falling leaves tumble to earth Pumpkins ghosts turkeys
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Time is a slowness It oozes along each day Sit, stare, enjoy now
Read moreits finally happened…
I’ve just gotten a ‘new’ type SPAM!!!! Apparently now not only can they increase penis sizes, but also “Increase the size and shape of your breasts”! I’m really surprised this is the first one of these I’ve gotten. Thanks spammers! You made my day. 😀 Ooooo oooo! I got a different one! Its the “#1…
Read moreMy head is full of goo…
It must be fall… My head feels like its about to explode and even the hot pepper sammich I just ate didn’t make my nose run much… ennnnnnngh… I hope this is allergies and not the start of the sniffle season.
Read moreFinally got my new Apple Keyboard
w00t! I ordered it back on August 20th and just got it Monday. I didn’t think I’d like it the first day I was using it, but its definitely grown on me. Everyone who comes in is really envious of it too, which makes it both worth the wait and very pleasing on a ‘Ha…
Read moreSo apparently even hardware can be afraid of the dark…
Funny thing… I’m sitting in my office trying to get a rather irritating Dell printer back online with the print server, when out of the blue I started getting emails from my Nagios server. Subject: ** PROBLEM alert – websensor/Illumination is CRITICAL ** ***** Nagios 2.9 ***** Notification Type: PROBLEM Service: Illumination Host: websensor Address:…
Read more25 Greatest Spam subject lines I’ve gotten lately
I know most people don’t like spam and I don’t blame them, but you have to admit that a lot of the Subject lines are hiarious! Here is my personal 25 favorites: You’ve received a postcard from a Worshipper! want your wanger to be bigger, you need our new improved product My Boyfriend’s tool is…
Read moreSleepy Afternoon
Ate too much at lunch This day seems like it won’t end Sleepy coding bad
Read moreYarr! Today be the day! It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
My pirate name is: Captain Bess Bonney Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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