25 Greatest Spam subject lines I’ve gotten lately

I know most people don’t like spam and I don’t blame them, but you have to admit that a lot of the Subject lines are hiarious!
Here is my personal 25 favorites:

• You’ve received a postcard from a Worshipper!
• want your wanger to be bigger, you need our new improved product
• My Boyfriend’s tool is too big for my mouth
• Can you tell me what’s wrong, and how we can fix it?
• My boyfriend’s member keeps slipping out.
• You will be able to penetrate deeper so your partner will experience more pleasure as well as multiple orgasms
• Tips for a real macho
• not enough SPERM/CUM? increase 5x more with this cex
• Best thing in your bling-bling!
• I show you how far the rabbit hole goes
• Boost your sexual power now!
• Not only were their swords wrapped in white tied with red, they wore white armbands and white cockades on their hats.
• Say “I can have sex all night long”!
• Personal Message No. 21820320683
• The more you buy, the more you save!
• Enjoy 5x Harder and Pleasure
• Women view men with a larger penis size as being more sexually attractive and sexually capable.
• Wait nolonger, order WonderCum today…
• My new guy’s pecker is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
• When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without
  gagging? Please help!
• I went from being “mr little” too “mr big boy” within 6 months = )
• Local representatives wanted. Really high wages, no investment is required.
• Your new, bigger penis is only 5-6 mths away
• The Best Quality Drugs
• My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!