50/1 ODDS
- You’ll get a flat tire
- You’ll get locked out of your house/aparment
- You’ll get sick
- You’ll get a ticket of some kind
- You’ll find $$$$
100/1
- You lose your job
- You break a leg
- A bird will poo on you
- Your car will get towed(Much higher if you park on campus 😉 )
- Your car will get stolen
- You’ll slip on a banana peel
250/1
- You throw your back out
- You’ll lose all your hair
500/1
- Ypur spouse leaves you
- You go bankrupt
- You’ll win the lottery
1,000,000/1
- The world will end
And you thought that online sports bookies were only good for betting…
😀