April 13

50/1 ODDS

  • You’ll get a flat tire
  • You’ll get locked out of your house/aparment
  • You’ll get sick
  • You’ll get a ticket of some kind
  • You’ll find $$$$

100/1

  • You lose your job
  • You break a leg
  • A bird will poo on you
  • Your car will get towed(Much higher if you park on campus 😉 )
  • Your car will get stolen
  • You’ll slip on a banana peel

250/1

  • You throw your back out
  • You’ll lose all your hair

500/1

  • Ypur spouse leaves you
  • You go bankrupt
  • You’ll win the lottery

1,000,000/1

  • The world will end

And you thought that online sports bookies were only good for betting…
😀