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Yet another attempt at sanity

I know most people don’t like spam and I don’t blame them, but you have to admit that a lot of the Subject lines are hiarious!
Here is my personal 25 favorites:

  • You’ve received a postcard from a Worshipper!
  • want your wanger to be bigger, you need our new improved product
  • My Boyfriend’s tool is too big for my mouth
  • Can you tell me what’s wrong, and how we can fix it?
  • My boyfriend’s member keeps slipping out.
  • You will be able to penetrate deeper so your partner will experience more pleasure as well as multiple orgasms
  • Tips for a real macho
  • not enough SPERM/CUM? increase 5x more with this cex
  • Best thing in your bling-bling!
  • I show you how far the rabbit hole goes
  • Boost your sexual power now!
  • Not only were their swords wrapped in white tied with red, they wore white armbands and white cockades on their hats.
  • Say “I can have sex all night long”!
  • Personal Message No. 21820320683
  • The more you buy, the more you save!
  • Enjoy 5x Harder and Pleasure
  • Women view men with a larger penis size as being more sexually attractive and sexually capable.
  • Wait nolonger, order WonderCum today…
  • My new guy’s pecker is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
  • When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without
    gagging? Please help!
  • I went from being “mr little” too “mr big boy” within 6 months = )
  • Local representatives wanted. Really high wages, no investment is required.
  • Your new, bigger penis is only 5-6 mths away
  • The Best Quality Drugs
  • My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!

2 Responses to “25 Greatest Spam subject lines I’ve gotten lately”

  1. Nice, thanks for the laugh.

    Spam Hat3r

  2. There really is no comment that can fully represent my feelings on these. I want more.

    nic

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